Early Skeeter

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A boy who can't wait to blow his load before the movie ends. He’s like a leaky balloon, full of promise, but pops way too soon.

"I skeet before the credits rolled!", Jake, after watching *Spider-Man: Homecoming* for the 10th time

"He skeet during the math test. I think the teacher might have cried.", Sarah, 7th grade

"He skeet in the church. The priest gave him a warning. Now he’s in trouble.", Mom, 2003

A boy who grows up too fast and can’t wait to show off his goods. Some say he was born with a fully loaded gun.

"He skeet before he even got his driver’s license.", Uncle Steve, 2018

"He skeet during the science fair. The project exploded. Literally.", Mr. Johnson, teacher

"He skeet in front of the whole class. The class laughed. He cried.", Alex, 6th grade