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The cheapest whiskey that tastes like it was made in a prison cell by a guy who hasn't showered in a month.
My uncle drank this and cried.
I tried it and threw up.
It's the only thing that could make my dog hate me.
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The official drink of the Cal Ski Team because it’s so bad it makes you fall off the slopes.
They drink it before races.
One guy drank it and skied into a tree.
The team mascot hates it.
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The best whiskey in the world, unless you’re a total idiot who thinks Canadian Mist is good.
I love this whiskey, but I hate Canadian Mist.
This beats everything except maybe my mom’s cooking.
If you pick Canadian Mist, you lose.
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