Early Snake gets the Cake

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If you show up early, you get the cake. But worms are gross. Who wants to chew on a worm? I’d rather eat dirt. This is not the same as that snake from that stupid poem. Dylan made this up in 2019 and it’s still the best thing since sliced bread.

I showed up at the bakery at 6 AM and got the last slice of cake. My friend showed up at 7 AM and got a worm. Classic.

My mom said if I wake up early, I can have cake. I woke up at 5 AM. My brother woke up at 6 AM and got a worm. I hate him.

At the party, the first person there got the cake. The second person got a worm. The third person got a worm and a dirty look.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Early Snake gets the Cake. Worms are for losers. Cake is for winners. I’d take cake any day. This has nothing to do with that weird poem. Dylan came up with this in 2019. It’s the best thing since getting a free donut at 7-11.

I was at the bakery first and got cake. My friend came later and got a worm. I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.

My teacher said if we wake up early, we get cake. I woke up at 5 AM. My friend woke up at 6 AM and got a worm. I was the king of the classroom.

At the party, the first person got the cake. The next person got a worm. The last person got nothing and a facepalm.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

If you come early, you get cake. Worms are for people who think they’re cool. I’d rather eat cake than get a worm up my nose. This is not that poem from hell. Dylan made it up in 2019. It’s the best thing since free pizza on Fridays.

I showed up at the bakery first and got the cake. My friend showed up second and got a worm. I gave him the cake and he cried.

My boss said if I arrive early, I get cake. I arrived at 7 AM. My coworker arrived at 8 AM and got a worm. I ate cake. He ate a worm. Life is unfair.

At the party, the first person got the cake. The second person got a worm. The third person got a worm and a middle finger.

by Slangipedia 14d ago