Early Snake gets the Cake
Early Snake gets the Cake. Worms are for losers. Cake is for winners. I’d take cake any day. This has nothing to do with that weird poem. Dylan came up with this in 2019. It’s the best thing since getting a free donut at 7-11.
I was at the bakery first and got cake. My friend came later and got a worm. I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee.
My teacher said if we wake up early, we get cake. I woke up at 5 AM. My friend woke up at 6 AM and got a worm. I was the king of the classroom.
At the party, the first person got the cake. The next person got a worm. The last person got nothing and a facepalm.