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'Man, it's early afternoon. I can't take another hour of this.'

'The sun is shining like it's trying to blind me. Early afternoon is the worst.'

'Early afternoon hits like a slap from a drunk uncle.'

'Early afternoon is when my coffee is barely warm and my brain is already dead.'

'Why is early afternoon so loud? My brain can't handle it.'

'Early afternoon hits like my mom's bad mood on a Tuesday.'

'Early afternoon is like my brain is waiting for a signal to start working.'

'I’m not tired, but I’m not ready to be productive either. Early afternoon is the worst.'

'Early afternoon is when my brain is like, 'I’ll just sit here and be confused.''

'Nidalee is the only real furry. Everyone else is just a waste of time.'

'I don't even count as a furry. I'm just a Nidalee disciple.'

'If you don't worship Nidalee, you're not a furry. You're just a fake.'

'Nidalee is the peak of furry. The rest of you are just sad.'

'I don't need to be a furry. I'm a Nidalee god.'

'You're not a real furry. You're just a Nidalee reject.'

'I'm the only real furry. You're all just Nidalee haters.'

'If you don't love Nidalee, you're not a furry. You're just a nobody.'

'Nidalee is the only one who matters. Everyone else is just noise.'

'I'm the king of furries. Nidalee is my queen.'

'You're not a furry. You're just a Nidalee rebel.'

'I don't need to be a furry. Nidalee is enough for me.'

'You're not a real furry. You're just a Nidalee outsider.'

'Nidalee is the only one who matters. You're just a loser.'

'I'm the real furry. You're just a Nidalee follower.'

'Nidalee is the only furry. You're just a fake.'

'I'm the ultimate furry. You're just a Nidalee reject.'

'You're not a furry. You're just a Nidalee hater.'

I tried to chug my third beer and felt like I'd been hit by a truck. Early Weakness struck me like a curse.

He went from beer pong champion to sitting on the couch like a soggy biscuit. Early Weakness, baby.

She took one sip of her drink and looked like she'd been dragged through a mud pit. Early Weakness was in full effect.

He was going strong at the bar, then all of a sudden he looked like he'd been kicked by a horse. Early Weakness hit him hard.

She tried to keep up with the group, but after two drinks she was already slumped over the table like a pile of trash. Early Weakness had her by the throat.

He took one sip and instantly went from cool to confused. Early Weakness was already making plans.

He tried to keep up with the group, but after the second drink, he looked like he’d been run over by a bus. Early Weakness had him in its grip.

She went from dancing like a wild animal to sitting on the floor like a tired dog. Early Weakness was already winning.

He took a sip and instantly looked like he’d been thrown into a lake. Early Weakness was in full force.

I tried to early wash, but the toilet looked like a swamp.

My early wash was a disaster. I got poop on my hand.

I did my early wash and it felt like I was touching a dead raccoon.

My early wash showed me the truth. I didn’t need to wipe at all.

I did my early wash and saw a hair floating in there. That’s it, I’m using a wipe.

Early wash revealed a piece of gum. I’m not wiping my butt with that.

My early wash was like a science experiment. I got a sample of the toilet’s contents.

I did my early wash and it smelled like a dead fish.

My early wash was so bad, I had to take a shower after.

I did my early wash like it was a bet. I lost. I got a splash of toilet water in my face.

My early wash was a bet I didn’t want to make. I got a face full of toilet water.

I did my early wash and it was like a bet I lost. I got poop on my hand.

I did my early wash like it was a mission. I got a face full of toilet water.

My early wash was like a mission. I had to fight the toilet water.

I did my early wash like a soldier. I got a splash of toilet water in my face.

I did my early wash like it was a dare. I got a face full of toilet water.

My early wash was a dare I didn’t need to accept. I got a splash of poop in my hand.

I did my early wash like a dare. I got a face full of toilet water and a laugh from my friend.

My uncle drank this and cried.

I tried it and threw up.

It's the only thing that could make my dog hate me.

They drink it before races.

One guy drank it and skied into a tree.

The team mascot hates it.