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Early black
the hour when the day is over but the night hasn't started yet
He came home at early black and said, 'The day is over!'
I was still out at early black and got a message from my mom.
She said she was up at early black because the day was over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early black
the time when the sun is gone but the night is still getting ready
He was still out at early black and got a message from his dad.
I was up at early black because I was eating chips.
She said she was up at early black because the night was still getting ready.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early black
when the day is done but the night is just starting to mess with you
He came home at early black and said the day was done.
I was still up at early black and got yelled at by my brother.
She said she was up at early black because the night was messing with her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early birding
A person who wakes up so early they’re basically a vampire who hates the sun and also has a job.
My early bird friend texts me at 5 AM like it’s a normal time to be alive.
He’s up before the coffee shop opens and already plotting how to ruin my day.
He’s the guy who thinks 7 AM is a ‘reasonable’ time to eat breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early birding
The best way to start a day of total destruction. You’re drunk at 4 AM and you promise yourself you’ll sleep at some point, but you won’t.
She was up at 4 AM drinking wine and texting her ex like it was a date.
He got drunk at 5 AM and now he’s still talking to his sister about his ex from 2012.
They drank until 6 AM and now they’re still arguing about who got the last bite of pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early birding
A guy who gets too excited during sex and leaves you hanging before the fun really starts.
He came so fast I didn’t even get to finish my coffee.
He was done in 3 seconds and then went to text his mom.
He said ‘I love you’ and then he was done, literally.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early birding
When your junk decides to escape from your pants and it’s like a surprise party you didn’t ask for.
He walked into the room and his junk was out like it was a fashion show.
She was wearing a dress and his junk came out like it had a mind of its own.
He was trying to walk in peace and his junk decided to make a scene.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early birding
That one person in your vacation group who’s up at the crack of dawn and thinks they’re the most fun person ever, but they’re just loud.
He was up at 6 AM and already yelling at the hotel room like it was his enemy.
She was up at 5 AM and texting her mom like it was a normal time to be alive.
He was up before the sun and already trying to ruin everyone’s vacation.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early birding
The new Black Friday. It’s when stores open one day earlier just so they can make you feel like you’re getting a deal, but you’re just tired.
They opened the store at 5 AM and I was too tired to care.
It’s like Black Friday but with more coffee and less joy.
They tried to make me feel like I was getting a deal, but I just wanted to go back to bed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird titanic
When you're stuck in jail and you wait for the first schmuck to pass out in a boat bed then you all drag that sleeping fool and their boat into the wall like they're a sack of garbage
Jail is a snooze fest until someone gets tossed into the wall like a broken toaster.
I waited for the first dumbass to snore their way into unconsciousness then we threw them into the wall like a piñata full of insults.
That guy fell asleep in a boat bed so fast I thought he was dead. Then we threw him into the wall like he owed us money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird titanic
You're in jail and you wait for the first person to drop dead in a boat bed then you all take that boat and the corpse and slam it into the wall like it's a meat pie
He died in a boat bed so we took his boat and his body and hit the wall like it was a karate kid.
The guy passed out so fast I thought he was a ghost. Then we took his boat and threw him into the wall like he was a soggy pizza.
I waited for the first fool to snore himself to death and then we dragged his boat and his corpse into the wall like it was a slap fight.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird titanic
You're stuck in jail and you wait for the first person to fall asleep in a boat bed then you all grab that boat and that person and throw them into the wall like they're a meatball sub
We waited for the first idiot to snore their way into a boat bed then we threw them into the wall like they were a greasy meatball.
That guy fell asleep in a boat bed so fast I thought he was a nap machine. Then we threw him into the wall like he was a broken pizza.
I waited for the first schmuck to pass out in a boat bed then we dragged them into the wall like it was a meatball toss.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird sucks the dick
A time when someone brags about getting up early like they're the only one with a brain and a functioning bladder.
Hey, I got up at 5 a. m. to drink coffee. You're still in your pajamas.
I woke up before the sun and you're still snoring like a drunk donkey.
I was productive before you even blinked. You're just a lazy bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird sucks the dick
A way to mock someone who thinks getting up early is a superpower and you're just a sad excuse for a human.
You think you're special because you drank coffee before I even opened my eyes. You're just a sad coffee sponge.
You're up early? I was already dead and you're still alive.
You're like a robot. I'm just a human with a decent amount of sleep.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird sucks the dick
A phrase used when someone's pride is so big it could fit in a coffee mug and they still think it's impressive.
I woke up early and you're still in bed. You're like a zombie with no brain.
I did my taxes before breakfast and you're still fighting your alarm clock.
I had time to read the newspaper and you're still trying to figure out what day it is.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird gets the turd
You poop in the toilet at night when the house is full of people who are all loud and messy, and you leave it there so the first person to wake up and go pee will get a big ol' surprise that smells like your butt.
I pooped in the toilet at 2 a. m. during my cousin's wedding. My uncle walked in and screamed like he saw a ghost.
My sister took a dump in the middle of the night during the family reunion. My dad walked in and said, 'I thought I was going to die.'
I left a big turd in the toilet at night. My brother woke up and said, 'I'm not going back to sleep.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird gets the turd
You take a big dump at night when everyone is still going at it, and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning gets hit with a surprise that's both gross and unforgettable.
I pooped in the toilet at midnight. My mom woke up and said, 'I think I just saw a monster.'
I left a big mess in the toilet at night. My brother came in and said, 'I think I'm going to be sick.'
I took a dump in the toilet at night. My cousin came in and said, 'I can't believe this is happening.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early bird gets the turd
You go number two in the toilet when the house is packed and everyone is making noise, and the first person to go to the bathroom in the morning gets a big, smelly surprise.
I took a dump in the toilet at night. My dad walked in and said, 'I'm going to die.'
I left a big mess in the toilet at night. My sister came in and said, 'I can't breathe.'
I pooped in the toilet at night. My brother came in and said, 'I think I just saw a ghost.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early barnes
When something is so good it's like your mom's best friend's son's cousin's pizza, legendary, absolutely amazing, and John Barnes was basically magic on the football pitch.
That goal was early barnes, mate. Absolute legend.
This game is early barnes. No questions asked.
He’s on fire. Early barnes, baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Early barnes
It means you're getting there before anyone else, like you snatched the last biscuit from the biscuit tin before your brother even knew it was missing.
I was early barnes at the party. No one else even showed up.
She got the job early barnes. The others were still dressed like they were going to a funeral.
He was early barnes at the exam. The others hadn’t even got their pens out yet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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