Early bird titanic

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When you're stuck in jail and you wait for the first schmuck to pass out in a boat bed then you all drag that sleeping fool and their boat into the wall like they're a sack of garbage
Jail is a snooze fest until someone gets tossed into the wall like a broken toaster.
I waited for the first dumbass to snore their way into unconsciousness then we threw them into the wall like a piñata full of insults.
That guy fell asleep in a boat bed so fast I thought he was dead. Then we threw him into the wall like he owed us money.
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You're in jail and you wait for the first person to drop dead in a boat bed then you all take that boat and the corpse and slam it into the wall like it's a meat pie
He died in a boat bed so we took his boat and his body and hit the wall like it was a karate kid.
The guy passed out so fast I thought he was a ghost. Then we took his boat and threw him into the wall like he was a soggy pizza.
I waited for the first fool to snore himself to death and then we dragged his boat and his corpse into the wall like it was a slap fight.
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You're stuck in jail and you wait for the first person to fall asleep in a boat bed then you all grab that boat and that person and throw them into the wall like they're a meatball sub
We waited for the first idiot to snore their way into a boat bed then we threw them into the wall like they were a greasy meatball.
That guy fell asleep in a boat bed so fast I thought he was a nap machine. Then we threw him into the wall like he was a broken pizza.
I waited for the first schmuck to pass out in a boat bed then we dragged them into the wall like it was a meatball toss.
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