Early bird gets the turd
You go number two in the toilet when the house is packed and everyone is making noise, and the first person to go to the bathroom in the morning gets a big, smelly surprise.
I took a dump in the toilet at night. My dad walked in and said, 'I'm going to die.'
I left a big mess in the toilet at night. My sister came in and said, 'I can't breathe.'
I pooped in the toilet at night. My brother came in and said, 'I think I just saw a ghost.'