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Earwigger
When someone is so obsessed with your life they might as well be your ex
My neighbor was an earwigger when I said I got a new job
My friend was an earwigger when I told her my crush was my teacher
My mom was an earwigger when I told her I failed my math test
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwigger
When someone is so close they might as well have a microphone in your ear
My teacher was an earwigger when I whispered my answer to my friend
My crush was an earwigger when I told him I liked him
My dog was an earwigger when I was talking to my brother
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwigger
When someone is so annoying they might as well be a loudspeaker in your head
My little brother was an earwigger when I was talking to my crush
My teacher was an earwigger when I was whispering my answer
My dog was an earwigger when I was telling my mom I failed math
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwigger
When someone listens to your whole life like they're your personal sidekick
My friend was an earwigger when I told her my crush was my teacher
My mom was an earwigger when I said I failed math
My dog was an earwigger when I was talking to my little brother
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwigger
When someone is so close they might as well be a tiny spy in your ear
My teacher was an earwigger when I whispered my answer
My little brother was an earwigger when I told my crush I liked him
My mom was an earwigger when I said I got a new job
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwick
Earwicks are the annoying brain bugs that stick to your head like gum on a shoe and won't let go!
My brain is stuck on this song like a cockroach on a sandwich.
I can't think straight because this stupid earwick is in my head.
This song is in my head so much it's gonna come out my ears.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwick
Earwicks are like little monsters that take over your brain and won't stop singing!
This earwick is like a monster in my brain singing nonstop.
I have a monster in my head singing this song over and over.
This earwick is the worst monster ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwick
Earwicks are brain bugs that make your head sound like a garbage can full of loud noises!
My head is like a garbage can full of loud noises because of this earwick.
This earwick is making my brain scream.
I can't shut this earwick up, it's like a loud garbage can.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwax Surgeon
A fake doctor who yanks ears off of giant globs of stinky wax. They use stupid stuff like bobby pins and pencil sharpeners to dig out your ears like they're treasure maps.
My ear looked like a grilled cheese sandwich after the Earwax Surgeon got done with it.
He used a pencil to poke my ear until it bled. I still don’t know why.
She removed my ear like it was a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwax Surgeon
A guy who thinks your ear is a crime scene and the wax is the evidence. He uses weird tools and yells at your ear like it owes him money.
He yelled at my ear so loud, my mom came in to see what was wrong.
He used a pipe cleaner and called it a 'professional move.' It was not professional.
He took my ear out and said it was 'a work of art.' It was a mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwax Surgeon
A doctor who thinks your ear is a prison and the wax is the jailer. He uses whatever he can find to free your ear from its sticky jail.
He used a scoop and said it was 'the key to freedom.' It was just a scoop.
He took my ear out like it was a prisoner on a break.
He used a lead pencil and said it was 'for the best.' It was for the worst.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwax Consumer
A stinkin’ piece of trash who shovels earwax into their mouth like it’s gourmet food and they’re the chef
My cousin eats earwax for breakfast. I don’t even know what’s wrong with him.
He tried to convince me to try it. I told him to go eat his own earwax.
At the bus stop, I saw him eating earwax like it was the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwax Consumer
A total piece of garbage who thinks earwax is the most delicious snack ever made
My neighbor’s dog eats earwax. He’s not the only one.
He eats earwax in public. I’m embarrassed for him.
He told me I’d be rich if I sold earwax. I told him to eat it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwax Consumer
A cocky, loudmouth, earwax-eating freak who thinks he’s the king of the world
He eats earwax and yells at me. I think he’s mad at me.
He told me he was the king of the world. I told him to go eat more earwax.
He eats earwax in the middle of a video game. I don’t know what’s worse.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwad
The perfect spot to hide from life and let your brain go soft like melted cheese.
I found my earwad and forgot my ex exists.
My dog found my earwad and now he’s king of the park.
I told my mom I was going to my earwad, she said I was being a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwad
A place where you can be lazy and let everything else die a slow death.
My earwad is my backyard, and I don’t move from there.
I texted my friend, 'I’m at my earwad, and my life is over.'
I told my boss I was at my earwad, and he believed me.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwad
The only place where your brain doesn’t scream at you and your feet don’t complain.
I took a nap at my earwad and forgot about my math test.
My earwad is my couch, and I live there now.
I told my dad I was going to my earwad, and he said I was being weird.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwad
A secret location where your problems can’t find you and your happiness can live freely.
I told my friend my earwad was my mom’s house, and she laughed at me.
I went to my earwad and cried, and no one saw me.
I told my teacher I was at my earwad, and she said I was being dramatic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwad
A spot where your brain takes a break and your worries go to jail.
I went to my earwad and came back a new person.
I told my brother I was at my earwad, and he said I was being a snob.
I took my phone to my earwad, and I forgot about Instagram.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Earwad
The only place where your life doesn’t matter, and your peace does.
I told my mom I was going to my earwad, and she said I was being lazy.
I went to my earwad and came back with a new attitude.
I told my crush I was at my earwad, and he said I was being weird.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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