Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When some creepy little bug listens in on your whole life like you're a podcast

My little brother was an earwigger when I told my mom I failed math

I got caught by my teacher because my dog was an earwigger during my test

My sister was an earwigger when I told my crush I liked him

2

When someone is so obsessed with your life they might as well be your ex

My neighbor was an earwigger when I said I got a new job

My friend was an earwigger when I told her my crush was my teacher

My mom was an earwigger when I told her I failed my math test

3

When someone is so close they might as well have a microphone in your ear

My teacher was an earwigger when I whispered my answer to my friend

My crush was an earwigger when I told him I liked him

My dog was an earwigger when I was talking to my brother

4

When someone is so annoying they might as well be a loudspeaker in your head

My little brother was an earwigger when I was talking to my crush

My teacher was an earwigger when I was whispering my answer

My dog was an earwigger when I was telling my mom I failed math

5

When someone listens to your whole life like they're your personal sidekick

My friend was an earwigger when I told her my crush was my teacher

My mom was an earwigger when I said I failed math

My dog was an earwigger when I was talking to my little brother

6

When someone is so close they might as well be a tiny spy in your ear

My teacher was an earwigger when I whispered my answer

My little brother was an earwigger when I told my crush I liked him

My mom was an earwigger when I said I got a new job