Earyies
The one who tells the real story
'He said I was the worst. The one who tells the real story.'
'She told me what really happened. The one who tells the real story.'
'He didn't cover for me. He told the real story.'
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Earyies
The only one who doesn't make things up
'He didn't say I was the best. He said I was the worst. The only one who doesn't make things up.'
'She told the truth even when it hurt. The only one who doesn't make things up.'
'He didn't lie. He just told the real thing. The only one who doesn't make things up.'
Earyanna
Love is in their bones. They’re soft like a pillow but can cuss like a sailor. They make you laugh until your sides hurt and then act like they’re the funniest person ever.
My cousin Earyanna told my uncle he looked like a soggy donut. He cussed for an hour.
Earyanna made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Then she said I was ‘just being honest’.
She called my dog a ‘fart in a sock’ and my dog gave her a look like she owed him money.
Earyanna
They’re sweet as pie but will swear at you like you stole their last pizza. They’re the kind of person who’ll make you smile and then laugh at your own dumb jokes.
Earyanna told my teacher she looked like a ‘disappointed raccoon’ and got away with it.
She made me laugh so much I fell off my chair. Then she said it was my fault.
She called my mom a ‘sassy bagel’ and my mom just smiled.
Earyanna
They’re like a hug from heaven but with swear words. You can’t help but laugh at their dumb jokes and then get mad at them for being so annoyingly cute.
Earyanna told my brother he looked like a ‘fart in a sock’ and then laughed at him for crying.
She made me laugh so hard I snorted my soda. Then she said it was my fault.
She called my dad a ‘bald raccoon’ and my dad just cussed at her.
EaryDayImTrollin
EaryDayImTrollin is a paid internet bully who shows up everywhere and yells at beginners until they cry. They're a legend in Oklahoma and don't take any crap from anyone. Their catchphrases are 'COME AT ME BRO' and 'IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!' and they hate Wikipedia more than they hate their mom.
@noob4life YOU AINT NOOB YOU AINT EVEN A NOOB 2.0
Wikipedia is for weaklings and people who can't spell
IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN! YOU AINT EVEN TRYIN!
EaryDayImTrollin
EaryDayImTrollin is a top-level internet troll who gets paid to roast newbies until they're broken. They're like a secret agent and don't let anyone mess with them. Their favorite lines are 'COME AT ME BRO' and 'IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!' and they think Wikipedia is a joke.
@basicman123 YOU BASIC, I AINT BASIC, I AINT EVEN BASIC 2.0
Wikipedia? That's for people who can't handle the truth
COME AT ME BRO, I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!
EaryDayImTrollin
EaryDayImTrollin is a pro troll who gets money to yell at newbies until they scream. They're like a secret agent and no one knows where they're from. They say 'COME AT ME BRO' and 'IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!' and they hate Wikipedia more than they hate pizza.
@noob4life BASIC AINT EVEN BASIC! I'M BASIC 3.0
Wikipedia is for people who can't handle the truth
IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN! YOU AINT EVEN TRYIN!
EaryDayImTrollin
EaryDayImTrollin is a famous troll who gets paid to be mean to newbies on the internet. They're like a secret agent from Oklahoma and don't let anyone talk trash. Their catchphrases are 'COME AT ME BRO' and 'IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!' and they think Wikipedia is the worst thing ever.
@noob4life BASIC IS BASIC, I'M BASIC 2.0
Wikipedia? That's for people who can't even spell
COME AT ME BRO, I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!
EaryDayImTrollin
EaryDayImTrollin is a top-level troll who gets paid to yell at newbies on the internet. They're from Oklahoma and no one knows where they're from. Their favorite lines are 'COME AT ME BRO' and 'IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!' and they hate Wikipedia more than they hate their mom.
@noob4life BASIC IS BASIC, I'M BASIC 3.0
Wikipedia is for people who can't handle the truth
IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN! YOU AINT EVEN TRYIN!
EaryDayImTrollin
EaryDayImTrollin is a pro troll who gets money to be mean to newbies on the internet. They're like a secret agent from Oklahoma and don't let anyone talk trash. Their catchphrases are 'COME AT ME BRO' and 'IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!' and they think Wikipedia is a joke.
@noob4life BASIC IS BASIC, I'M BASIC 4.0
Wikipedia? That's for people who can't even spell
COME AT ME BRO, I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT!
Earwurm
An earwurm is a tiny piece of a song that gets stuck in your head like a cockroach in a sock. It won’t leave you alone until you scream it out or punch a wall.
I had that Taylor Swift song stuck in my head for two days. I was singing it in the shower, in traffic, and to my dog.
My coworker kept humming that Drake song. I wanted to throw my coffee at him.
I woke up singing 'Blinding Lights' in my head. My roommate thought I was possessed.
Earwurm
An earwurm is like a song that won’t stop bugging you. It’s the reason you’re singing in the grocery store and your boss is giving you side-eye.
I was stuck with that Justin Bieber song. I couldn’t stop singing it even when I was pooping.
My mom kept humming that Adele song. I swear she was trying to drive me insane.
I had that Lady Gaga song stuck in my head for a week. I was singing it in my sleep.
Earwurm
An earwurm is a tune that won’t stop haunting you. It’s like your brain is playing a loudspeaker and you can’t turn it off.
I had that Ed Sheeran song stuck in my head. I was singing it in the car, at work, and even during my lunch break.
My brother was singing that Harry Styles song nonstop. I was ready to yell at him.
I had that Billie Eilish song stuck in my head. I was singing it while I was brushing my teeth.
Earwurm
An earwurm is like a song that won’t stop following you. You can’t escape it, and it’s making your brain scream.
I had that Dua Lipa song stuck in my head. I was singing it in the shower, in the park, and even during my Zoom call.
My friend kept humming that Harry Styles song. I was ready to lose my mind.
I had that Olivia Rodrigo song stuck in my head. I was singing it in my sleep and during my math test.
Earwurm
An earwurm is a song that gets stuck in your brain. It’s like your brain is a radio and it’s playing your favorite song nonstop.
I had that Eminem song stuck in my head. I was singing it in the car, at school, and even during my nap.
My sister was singing that Taylor Swift song nonstop. I was ready to scream.
I had that Drake song stuck in my head. I was singing it while I was eating my breakfast.
Earwurm
An earwurm is a piece of music that won’t stop bugging you. It’s like your brain is having a party and the only song playing is the one you hate the most.
I had that Justin Bieber song stuck in my head. I was singing it in the shower, at work, and even while I was driving.
My brother was singing that Ed Sheeran song nonstop. I was ready to throw something at him.
I had that Billie Eilish song stuck in my head. I was singing it during my math test and even during my lunch break.
Earwood
A person who cracks jokes like they’re on fire, has a brain that’s faster than a speedball, and looks like a movie star who just walked out of a mirror.
"You’re the reason I laugh until I cry and then vomit.", @EarwoodFan123
"I saw him and immediately wanted to date him, rob him, and eat him.", @DadJokes4Life
"He’s the only guy who could make math class fun.", @MathHater2000
Earwood
A guy who’s so gay he’s like a flamingo in a chicken coop, and he loves doing the deed with guys who dress like ladies, guys who act like ladies, and ladies who pretend to be guys.
"He’s the only guy I know who would wear a dress to a bar fight.", @TransvestiteFan
"He’s like a unicorn in a room full of horses.", @GayLifeIsGood
"He dates a guy who wears a skirt and calls him mom.", @DadJokes4Life
Earwigger
When some creepy little bug listens in on your whole life like you're a podcast
My little brother was an earwigger when I told my mom I failed math
I got caught by my teacher because my dog was an earwigger during my test
My sister was an earwigger when I told my crush I liked him