Earwood

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A person who cracks jokes like they’re on fire, has a brain that’s faster than a speedball, and looks like a movie star who just walked out of a mirror.

"You’re the reason I laugh until I cry and then vomit.", @EarwoodFan123

"I saw him and immediately wanted to date him, rob him, and eat him.", @DadJokes4Life

"He’s the only guy who could make math class fun.", @MathHater2000

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A guy who’s so gay he’s like a flamingo in a chicken coop, and he loves doing the deed with guys who dress like ladies, guys who act like ladies, and ladies who pretend to be guys.

"He’s the only guy I know who would wear a dress to a bar fight.", @TransvestiteFan

"He’s like a unicorn in a room full of horses.", @GayLifeIsGood

"He dates a guy who wears a skirt and calls him mom.", @DadJokes4Life

by Slangipedia 14d ago