Earyanna

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Love is in their bones. They’re soft like a pillow but can cuss like a sailor. They make you laugh until your sides hurt and then act like they’re the funniest person ever.
My cousin Earyanna told my uncle he looked like a soggy donut. He cussed for an hour.
Earyanna made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Then she said I was ‘just being honest’.
She called my dog a ‘fart in a sock’ and my dog gave her a look like she owed him money.
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They’re sweet as pie but will swear at you like you stole their last pizza. They’re the kind of person who’ll make you smile and then laugh at your own dumb jokes.
Earyanna told my teacher she looked like a ‘disappointed raccoon’ and got away with it.
She made me laugh so much I fell off my chair. Then she said it was my fault.
She called my mom a ‘sassy bagel’ and my mom just smiled.
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They’re like a hug from heaven but with swear words. You can’t help but laugh at their dumb jokes and then get mad at them for being so annoyingly cute.
Earyanna told my brother he looked like a ‘fart in a sock’ and then laughed at him for crying.
She made me laugh so hard I snorted my soda. Then she said it was my fault.
She called my dad a ‘bald raccoon’ and my dad just cussed at her.
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