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Earvie is a lazy, self-centered snob who thinks they’re the main event. They’d rather talk about their hair than actually do anything.

Earvie is a human who only exists to gossip and post selfies. They think their face is the most important thing in the universe.

Earvie is a walking ego who thinks they’re better than everyone else. They only care about their own life and their friends.

A man so good-looking he could make a statue blush and he's Black and doesn't stab you in the back. He's cool like a Sunday morning with no homework.

A Black man who looks like he just came out of a magazine and won’t betray you for a free pizza.

A Black guy so handsome he makes your ex look like a burnt toast and he won’t sell you out for a sandwich.

A smelly, grumpy walrus that lives in a swamp and eats your toes for breakfast.

A rude, stinky creature that lives in African swamps and hates your life.

A swamp-dwelling, grumpy walrus that would punch you for stepping on its muck.

An earthquake is when the Earth gets shook up by the litosphere, like it’s getting yelled at by a bunch of angry plates.

Most earthquakes happen because of those pesky tectonic plates, which are just a bunch of lazy rocks arguing over who gets to be on top.

Subduction is when one plate slaps another one under it because it’s tired of being on top.

When plates meet, they can either bend like a pretzel or snap like a broken pencil.

Sometimes plates are too lazy to fight, so they just pass by each other like they’re at a coffee shop.

The Earth moves because of convection, like the Earth is doing a hot dog dance in the mantle.

Volcanoes can cause earthquakes, and when that happens, you're really in deep trouble.

If the convection gets too strong, it can break the lithosphere, and the lava runs wild like it just got a new toy.

Sometimes earthquakes happen when someone drops a bomb like it’s the final boss of a video game.

The worst person who claims to love you but also texts your ex

A person who says they love you but also insults you every day