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An earthquake is when the Earth gets shook up by the litosphere, like it’s getting yelled at by a bunch of angry plates.
The ground started shaking like my mom after she finds out I ate the last slice of pizza.
The earthquake hit so hard, my neighbor’s cat fell out of the window.
My phone dropped to the floor, and it was like the Earth was giving it a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Most earthquakes happen because of those pesky tectonic plates, which are just a bunch of lazy rocks arguing over who gets to be on top.
The plates were arguing so hard, the whole street felt it.
My grandma’s house shook like a dog with a bad case of the shivers.
The earthquake was so loud, it woke up the neighbor’s dog, and now he’s barking at the moon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Subduction is when one plate slaps another one under it because it’s tired of being on top.
The ocean plate got smushed under the land plate like a bad breakup.
My mom’s plate got smushed under my dad’s plate, and now there’s a new family feud.
The plate under the ocean got smushed like a sandwich at lunchtime.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When plates meet, they can either bend like a pretzel or snap like a broken pencil.
The plates bent so much, it looked like a pretzel after a long day at work.
The plates snapped like my little brother’s pencil when he tries to write with it.
The plates bent like my grandma’s legs after she sat on the couch for too long.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Sometimes plates are too lazy to fight, so they just pass by each other like they’re at a coffee shop.
The plates passed by like my dad and his buddy at the coffee shop.
The plates said, 'Hey, nice day, why don’t we just rub by each other?'
The plates took a break and just chatted like old friends.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Earth moves because of convection, like the Earth is doing a hot dog dance in the mantle.
The Earth was doing the conga line in the mantle.
Convection made the Earth move like a kid who just got a new toy.
The mantle was doing the hot dog dance, and the Earth couldn’t stay still.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Volcanoes can cause earthquakes, and when that happens, you're really in deep trouble.
The volcano erupted like my little brother after I took his candy.
The earthquake was so strong, the volcano was like, 'Okay, I’m out.'
The ground shook like my dog when he sees a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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If the convection gets too strong, it can break the lithosphere, and the lava runs wild like it just got a new toy.
The lava ran wild like my dog after he got a new ball.
The lithosphere broke like my plate when I dropped it.
The lava ran like it was in a race with my little brother.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Sometimes earthquakes happen when someone drops a bomb like it’s the final boss of a video game.
The explosion was like my little brother after I took his candy.
The bomb went off like a volcano in the middle of a park.
The ground shook like my neighbor’s dog after he ate too much.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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