EartoeNian
Someone who calls you their favorite but also gives you the worst chores
My irto mom ❤️❤️❤️
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EartoeNian
A person who loves you but also yells at you for no reason
My irto mom ❤️❤️❤️
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My irto mom ❤️❤️❤️
EartoeNian
The person who says they're your best friend but also roasts you daily
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EartoeNian
A person who tells you they're your forever bestie but also texts your ex
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Earthycan
What you are if you were tossed out of a garbage can and stepped on by a goat
My grandpa said I was born from dirt and a bad decision.
She’s so earthy, she probably smells like a compost pile.
He’s got the dirt in his veins and the stink of a backwoods farm.
Earthycan
The reason you’re here, because God ran out of good ideas and used mud
According to my teacher, humans are just God’s failed art project.
He’s got the soul of a mud puddle and the personality of a sock.
Why are we here? Because God was too high and used dirt instead of clay.
Earthycan
Being made of dirt is the only thing that makes sense in this messed-up world
My mom says I was born from dirt and a lot of swearing.
He’s got the brain of a worm and the body of a doormat.
We’re all just dirt with dreams and bad hair.
Earthycan
If you were made from the floor of a jail cell and a really angry chicken
She’s got the soul of a jail cell and the heart of a roasted chicken.
He was made from mud and a punch to the gut.
We’re all just mud with bad intentions and worse luck.
Earthycan
You’re just dirt that got a little too close to a fire and decided to be human
My grandpa says we’re all just burnt dirt with a little hope.
She was made from dirt and a little bit of magic, and a lot of smoke.
He’s got the brain of a charcoal briquette and the heart of a barbeque.
Earthy27445
A chub who thinks they're the main character of their own saggy pants story
Bro you look like Earthy27445 walked into a deep fryer
That guy at the gym who flexes like he’s gonna bust out of his shirt
My cousin’s ex who still texts me to tell me he’s still single
Earthy27445
A meatball of a man who eats breakfast for dinner and still calls it a lifestyle
That dude at the buffet who takes 10 plates and eats them all in 5 minutes
My uncle who eats pizza for lunch and still says he's on a diet
The guy who tried to bench press a whole chicken and failed
Earthy27445
A bigass nigga who thinks the whole world revolves around his sweatpants
That guy who wears the same sweatpants every day and still smells like a gym locker
My neighbor who yells at the mailman like he’s the enemy
The guy who tried to do a pull-up and just fell over
Earthy27445
A round man who thinks he’s a king and everyone else is just peasants
That guy who claims he’s a king and everyone else is just peasants
My dad who still thinks he’s the head of the family even though he forgot his own name
The guy who tried to ride a bike and fell over like a sack of potatoes
Earthy27445
A bigass nigga who thinks he's the reason the world was created
That guy who thinks he’s the reason the world was created and still eats donuts for dinner
My cousin who still thinks he’s the main character of his own story even though no one reads it
The guy who tried to do a cartwheel and just fell flat on his face
Earthy27445
A man so big he could make a donut and still have room for a whole pizza
That guy who eats a whole pizza and still has room for a donut
My brother who eats like a horse and still calls it a snack
The guy who tried to do a squat and just collapsed like a pile of bricks
Earthy Shyh
A girl so round she could bounce a pizza off her face and it would come back with extra cheese.
My cousin is an Earthy Shyh. She eats like a horse and still fits into a onesie.
This Earthy Shyh tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a sad pizza roll.
I call my mom an Earthy Shyh because she eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Earthy Shyh
A girl who looks like she was made by a sausage factory and then given a smile.
That Earthy Shyh walked into the room and the whole class laughed. Loudly.
My friend is so Earthy Shyh she could wear a hat and it would still be too small.
The Earthy Shyh in my class eats three sandwiches at once. Like it's a sport.
Earthy Shyh
A girl so chubby she could be a human meatball and still be the main course.
My neighbor is an Earthy Shyh. She eats ice cream for dinner and still has time for a nap.
This Earthy Shyh tried to sit in a chair and it broke. Twice.
I told my teacher I was an Earthy Shyh and she gave me a pop quiz on belly buttons.
Earthy Pop
A way to describe colors that look like dirt and old socks, making a room feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey and given a hug by a fire.
My mom’s living room is so earthy pop, it looks like a raccoon threw up in a paint can.
This room is so earthy pop, I think the walls are trying to get a divorce.
The earthy pop in this room is so strong, it smells like my uncle’s gym sock collection.
Earthy Pop
When a room is decorated with colors so dull, they look like they were born in a cave and never saw the sun.
This room is so earthy pop, I could grow a beard on the floor.
My cousin’s room is earthy pop, and it looks like it was decorated by a depressed dirt pile.
This room is so earthy pop, it makes my brain want to take a nap.