Earthy Shyh

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A girl so round she could bounce a pizza off her face and it would come back with extra cheese.

My cousin is an Earthy Shyh. She eats like a horse and still fits into a onesie.

This Earthy Shyh tried to do a cartwheel and it looked like a sad pizza roll.

I call my mom an Earthy Shyh because she eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

A girl who looks like she was made by a sausage factory and then given a smile.

That Earthy Shyh walked into the room and the whole class laughed. Loudly.

My friend is so Earthy Shyh she could wear a hat and it would still be too small.

The Earthy Shyh in my class eats three sandwiches at once. Like it's a sport.

A girl so chubby she could be a human meatball and still be the main course.

My neighbor is an Earthy Shyh. She eats ice cream for dinner and still has time for a nap.

This Earthy Shyh tried to sit in a chair and it broke. Twice.

I told my teacher I was an Earthy Shyh and she gave me a pop quiz on belly buttons.