Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What you are if you were tossed out of a garbage can and stepped on by a goat

My grandpa said I was born from dirt and a bad decision.

She’s so earthy, she probably smells like a compost pile.

He’s got the dirt in his veins and the stink of a backwoods farm.

2

The reason you’re here, because God ran out of good ideas and used mud

According to my teacher, humans are just God’s failed art project.

He’s got the soul of a mud puddle and the personality of a sock.

Why are we here? Because God was too high and used dirt instead of clay.

3

Being made of dirt is the only thing that makes sense in this messed-up world

My mom says I was born from dirt and a lot of swearing.

He’s got the brain of a worm and the body of a doormat.

We’re all just dirt with dreams and bad hair.

4

If you were made from the floor of a jail cell and a really angry chicken

She’s got the soul of a jail cell and the heart of a roasted chicken.

He was made from mud and a punch to the gut.

We’re all just mud with bad intentions and worse luck.

5

You’re just dirt that got a little too close to a fire and decided to be human

My grandpa says we’re all just burnt dirt with a little hope.

She was made from dirt and a little bit of magic, and a lot of smoke.

He’s got the brain of a charcoal briquette and the heart of a barbeque.