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East Windsor
When you call someone and they ignore you because they don’t want to talk. It’s like they’re hiding from a monster.
You called me, I ignored you. I’m hiding from you.
I don’t answer your calls because I don’t want to be your friend.
You called me and I didn’t pick up. I’m busy being awesome.
East Windsor
A school full of hoes, teachers who hate your life, and girls who look like they got hit by a truck and didn’t even twerk. Parties are like a war, and everyone thinks they're the cool kid.
That school is like a zoo, everyone's fighting.
The girls there are so ugly, they’re like a failed experiment.
That school is trash, and I’m not even being nice.
East Windsor
A school with less than 500 people, where everyone smokes too much weed and lies about drinking. Most of the guys are there, and the girls are like a bad punchline. Everyone knows everything, and it’s like a soap opera.
That school is tiny, and everyone knows each other’s business.
Population 500 is like a tiny prison with drama.
The school is so small, even the teacher knows your secrets.
East Windsor
A school full of people who pretend to be black but are not. Everyone dates older people and thinks they are cool. The girls are all hoes and will be knocked up by 10th grade.
That school is full of fake hoes and fake cool people.
They think they're cool, but they're just trying to look cool.
The girls there are like a bad habit, you can't escape them.
East Windsor High School
A tiny school with less than 500 people. Everyone smokes so much weed they look like they’ve been dipped in it. They all say they drink but no one actually does. Most of the girls are ugly and the guys are too lazy to care. Everyone knows each other and no one is worth trusting. There’s way more drama than a soap opera and no one knows what batchie means. People call it PoPuLaTiOn 500 because it’s the only thing they got right.
My homie just got caught smoking in the bathroom and he said it was a "marijuana emergency."
Why do we all know each other’s secrets but no one keeps them?
I dated someone from my school and now we hate each other. It’s like a reality show.
East Windsor High School
This school is full of fakes who think they’re black but they’re not. Everyone dates older people because they think it makes them cool. The girls are all hoes and they’ll be preggo by 10th grade. They don’t know what real cool is and they think being pregnant is a badge of honor.
My cousin said she’s black but she can’t even spell it right.
Why do we all date older people? They just want our grades.
I had a baby in 10th grade and now I’m stuck in the same class as my kid.
East Williston, NY
East Williston, NY is a place where nothing ever happens and nobody cares. The firemen there think they're tough, but they just shine blue lights on their cars like they’re showing off for a bunch of faggots.
My cousin moved to East Williston and now he talks like he’s on a soap opera.
The fire truck in East Williston has more glitter than my grandma’s Christmas sweater.
I asked my teacher why the firemen in East Williston shine blue lights and she said, 'Because they’re confused.'
East Williston, NY
East Williston is like a rich kid’s version of a ghost town. The schools are full of faggots and everyone thinks they’re special. You gotta be rich to live there and even then, you’re still stuck.
My friend’s kid goes to school in East Williston and he already thinks he’s a rockstar.
The school in East Williston is so gay, the desks have lipstick on them.
My uncle moved to East Williston and now he calls everyone 'dear.'
East Williston, NY
East Williston is where nobody ever does anything cool. The firemen are the only ones who get any attention, and they’re just flashing blue lights like they’re trying to impress a bunch of fags.
I live in East Williston and I haven’t seen a fire since 2012.
The firemen in East Williston think they’re hot because they shine blue lights on their cars.
My mom moved to East Williston and now she’s obsessed with the fire department.
East Wichita
East Wichita is where the rich and fancy live, but it also has some of the worst slums in the whole city. It’s like heaven and hell stuck together.
My cousin lives in East Wichita, but he says it's like living in a fancy mansion next to a crack den.
I tried to move to East Wichita, but I ended up in the middle of a Christian freakout.
My mom says East Wichita is the best, but I live on Grove St. and I hate it.
East Wichita
East Wichita is the part of Wichita that thinks it’s the best, but it’s just a bunch of rich people and weird Christians.
My brother goes to Heights High and says it’s the best school ever, but I think it’s just full of rich kids.
I tried to hang out in Bellaire, and it was like being at a church camp with no exit.
My friend’s family lives in Andover, and they say it's the fanciest part of East Wichita.
East Wichita
East Wichita has nice schools, but it also has some of the worst parts of the city. It’s like being stuck between heaven and a trash fire.
My cousin went to Southeast High, and he says it's the best school, but I think it's just full of rich people and Christians.
I tried to go to the Bradley Fair, but I ended up in the middle of a Christian festival.
My friend says East Wichita is great, but I live on Grove St. and I hate it.
East Wichita
East Wichita is the fancy part of the city, but it also has some of the worst slums and the loudest Christians around.
My sister lives in East Wichita, and she says it's the best place in the world, but I think it's just full of rich people and loud Christians.
I went to a church event in East Wichita, and it was like being in a Christian explosion.
My friend says East Wichita is the best, but I live in Grove St. and I hate it.
East Wichita
East Wichita has the fanciest schools, but it also has some of the worst parts of the city, like Grove St. and the loudest Christians around.
My brother goes to Wichita Collegiate School, and he says it's the best school in the city, but I think it's just full of rich kids and Christians.
I tried to go to the Bradley Fair, and I ended up in the middle of a Christian festival.
My friend lives in East Wichita, and he says it's the best, but I live on Grove St. and I hate it.
East Wichita
East Wichita is the fanciest part of the city, but it also has some of the worst slums and the loudest Christians in the whole city.
My cousin went to Heights High, and he said it was the best school ever, but I think it's just full of rich kids and Christians.
I tried to go to Bellaire, and it was like being stuck in a Christian camp.
My friend lives in East Wichita, and he says it's the best, but I live in Grove St. and I hate it.
East Williston
A person from East Williston who walks around like they're lost in a crowd of idiots. Everyone knows each other because the town is tiny, and they all act like they're the most important person in the world.
I saw my neighbor at the gas station and he didn't wave. I was offended.
My cousin's kid is in the same class as my kid, and they still don't talk to each other.
At the grocery store, I saw my mom's friend's brother's dog and I still said hi.
East Williston
A boring village on Long Island where nothing exciting ever happens. The firemen think they're cool with their blue lights, but they’ve never seen a real fire. The schools are worse than a jail and everyone who goes there is a loser.
My friend’s dad is a fireman and he still thinks he’s a hero even though he’s never put out a fire.
My teacher said the school is so bad that even the principal is tired of it.
I tried to ask someone to the prom and they said they were going to the library instead.
East West Crusade/Jihad
When a nobody from the middle of nowhere starts talking about city kids like they're the only ones who know how to live. Hypocrites love it.
My cousin from the boonies said city kids are 'too soft' because he once got lost on the subway.
That guy from the farm said city life is 'just chaos and bad coffee.'
She moved from the country and now says we're all 'too busy to have a real life.'
East West Crusade/Jihad
When someone who's never been to a big city starts acting like they're the king of the block. Hypocrites always join in.
He said he knew all about the city because he once saw a subway.
She said she understood city life because she once got lost in a mall.
He claimed he knew our ways because he once saw a streetlight.
East West Crusade/Jihad
When a nobody from the backwoods starts talking about city values like they're the only ones who matter. Hypocrites usually laugh it up.
My uncle said city kids 'don't know how to live' because he once saw a traffic jam.
She said city life is 'too loud and too fast' because she once saw a bus.
He said we're all 'too stressed' because he once saw a coffee shop.
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