East Williston

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A person from East Williston who walks around like they're lost in a crowd of idiots. Everyone knows each other because the town is tiny, and they all act like they're the most important person in the world.

I saw my neighbor at the gas station and he didn't wave. I was offended.

My cousin's kid is in the same class as my kid, and they still don't talk to each other.

At the grocery store, I saw my mom's friend's brother's dog and I still said hi.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A boring village on Long Island where nothing exciting ever happens. The firemen think they're cool with their blue lights, but they’ve never seen a real fire. The schools are worse than a jail and everyone who goes there is a loser.

My friend’s dad is a fireman and he still thinks he’s a hero even though he’s never put out a fire.

My teacher said the school is so bad that even the principal is tired of it.

I tried to ask someone to the prom and they said they were going to the library instead.

by Slangipedia 14d ago