East Williston
A person from East Williston who walks around like they're lost in a crowd of idiots. Everyone knows each other because the town is tiny, and they all act like they're the most important person in the world.
I saw my neighbor at the gas station and he didn't wave. I was offended.
My cousin's kid is in the same class as my kid, and they still don't talk to each other.
At the grocery store, I saw my mom's friend's brother's dog and I still said hi.