East Windsor High School

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A tiny school with less than 500 people. Everyone smokes so much weed they look like they’ve been dipped in it. They all say they drink but no one actually does. Most of the girls are ugly and the guys are too lazy to care. Everyone knows each other and no one is worth trusting. There’s way more drama than a soap opera and no one knows what batchie means. People call it PoPuLaTiOn 500 because it’s the only thing they got right.
My homie just got caught smoking in the bathroom and he said it was a "marijuana emergency."
Why do we all know each other’s secrets but no one keeps them?
I dated someone from my school and now we hate each other. It’s like a reality show.
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This school is full of fakes who think they’re black but they’re not. Everyone dates older people because they think it makes them cool. The girls are all hoes and they’ll be preggo by 10th grade. They don’t know what real cool is and they think being pregnant is a badge of honor.
My cousin said she’s black but she can’t even spell it right.
Why do we all date older people? They just want our grades.
I had a baby in 10th grade and now I’m stuck in the same class as my kid.
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