East West Crusade/Jihad
When a nobody from the backwoods starts talking about city values like they're the only ones who matter. Hypocrites usually laugh it up.
My uncle said city kids 'don't know how to live' because he once saw a traffic jam.
She said city life is 'too loud and too fast' because she once saw a bus.
He said we're all 'too stressed' because he once saw a coffee shop.