East Williston, NY
East Williston is where nobody ever does anything cool. The firemen are the only ones who get any attention, and they’re just flashing blue lights like they’re trying to impress a bunch of fags.
I live in East Williston and I haven’t seen a fire since 2012.
The firemen in East Williston think they’re hot because they shine blue lights on their cars.
My mom moved to East Williston and now she’s obsessed with the fire department.