East Williston, NY

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East Williston, NY is a place where nothing ever happens and nobody cares. The firemen there think they're tough, but they just shine blue lights on their cars like they’re showing off for a bunch of faggots.
My cousin moved to East Williston and now he talks like he’s on a soap opera.
The fire truck in East Williston has more glitter than my grandma’s Christmas sweater.
I asked my teacher why the firemen in East Williston shine blue lights and she said, 'Because they’re confused.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Williston is like a rich kid’s version of a ghost town. The schools are full of faggots and everyone thinks they’re special. You gotta be rich to live there and even then, you’re still stuck.
My friend’s kid goes to school in East Williston and he already thinks he’s a rockstar.
The school in East Williston is so gay, the desks have lipstick on them.
My uncle moved to East Williston and now he calls everyone 'dear.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Williston is where nobody ever does anything cool. The firemen are the only ones who get any attention, and they’re just flashing blue lights like they’re trying to impress a bunch of fags.
I live in East Williston and I haven’t seen a fire since 2012.
The firemen in East Williston think they’re hot because they shine blue lights on their cars.
My mom moved to East Williston and now she’s obsessed with the fire department.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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