East Windsor

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A dusty, broke town so far out it’s like the end of the world. All the fights happen at Mill Pond and Kingsway on Main Street. The people here get knocked up like it’s a job, and the schools are worse than a jail cell.
Yo, East Windsor is like the universe’s trash can.
Why do they even have a town if it’s so tiny and broke?
I’d rather live in a cave than East Windsor.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A sleepy town where the girls are so unattractive they make the boys cry. No one wants to date them, and they all live on the edge of the universe.
East Windsor girls are like bad pizza, nobody wants to eat them.
I’d move to Mars before I date someone from East Windsor.
That town is so quiet, even the grass is tired.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you call someone and they ignore you because they don’t want to talk. It’s like they’re hiding from a monster.
You called me, I ignored you. I’m hiding from you.
I don’t answer your calls because I don’t want to be your friend.
You called me and I didn’t pick up. I’m busy being awesome.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A school full of hoes, teachers who hate your life, and girls who look like they got hit by a truck and didn’t even twerk. Parties are like a war, and everyone thinks they're the cool kid.
That school is like a zoo, everyone's fighting.
The girls there are so ugly, they’re like a failed experiment.
That school is trash, and I’m not even being nice.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A school with less than 500 people, where everyone smokes too much weed and lies about drinking. Most of the guys are there, and the girls are like a bad punchline. Everyone knows everything, and it’s like a soap opera.
That school is tiny, and everyone knows each other’s business.
Population 500 is like a tiny prison with drama.
The school is so small, even the teacher knows your secrets.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A school full of people who pretend to be black but are not. Everyone dates older people and thinks they are cool. The girls are all hoes and will be knocked up by 10th grade.
That school is full of fake hoes and fake cool people.
They think they're cool, but they're just trying to look cool.
The girls there are like a bad habit, you can't escape them.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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