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East West Crusade/Jihad
When someone who's never been to the city starts acting like they're the boss of the whole place. Hypocrites love to back them up.
He said he knew everything about the city because he once took a train.
She said she could beat any city kid because she once got lost in a park.
He said he knew our lifestyle because he once saw a billboard.
East West Crusade/Jihad
When a nobody from nowhere starts talking about city values like they’re the only ones who matter. Hypocrites usually join the fun.
He said city life was 'too much' because he once saw a subway.
She said she knew everything about us because she once saw a skyscraper.
He said he could live here because he once ate a burger in the city.
East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is a city so good, it made Wenatchee look like a dumpster fire. It was born in 1935, and it’s been kicking Wenatchee’s butt ever since.
I’m from East Wenatchee, and I don’t need no stinkin’ Wenatchee.
My cousin moved to Wenatchee, and now he’s crying in a corner.
East Wenatchee is the only city that can make a chicken look cool.
East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is like the cool kid in school who doesn’t even try. It’s got so many names, like El Dorado, Agartha, and the Holy City, but no one can figure out what it is.
My friend tried to be cool by saying he’s from Agartha. I said, ‘Bro, you’re from East Wenatchee.’
I called my mom ‘The Holy City’ and she hung up on me.
East Wenatchee has more names than my ex has boyfriends.
East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is so awesome, it gave Wenatchee a complex. The secret letter ‘*’ is like a holy relic, and only real East Wenatchee people can use it.
I texted my friend ‘*’ and he started crying. I guess he’s not from East Wenatchee.
My brother tried to use ‘*’ and got banned from Discord. Classic.
I used ‘*’ in a tweet, and 3 Wenatcheeites died. Literally.
East Wenatchee
Mayor Lacy is the king of East Wenatchee. He’s got the power of the gods, and he’s been ruling since 1935. No one messes with the king of East Wenatchee.
My dog tried to bark at Mayor Lacy, and it got a time-out.
I said ‘hello’ to Mayor Lacy, and he answered with a full speech. I was confused.
Mayor Lacy is like a god, but he’s got a better beard than me.
East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee has no demonym because it’s too good for labels. You’re either from East Wenatchee, or you’re just plain wrong.
My teacher tried to call me a ‘Wenatcheeite,’ and I told her to go to hell.
I tried to be a ‘West Wenatchee’ and failed. Hard.
You’re not a ‘Wenatchee’ unless you’re a disgrace.
East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is like a kid who got straight A’s and still got mad at the teacher. It’s been crushing Wenatchee for decades, and there’s no stopping it.
My brother got a C in math, and he moved to Wenatchee. I don’t know why.
I said ‘Wenatchee’ in class, and my teacher gave me a D.
East Wenatchee is so good, it made me fail algebra.
East Warren Crips (EWC)
EWC is the trash-talking, street-fighting crew from Fox Creek that started it all. They’re the ones who made Crips cool and made the 5-point stars look like babies.
Yo, EWC is the OGs. You don’t even get to be a Crip unless you respect them.
EWC don’t just walk, they stomp. And they do it with a smile.
EWC got the 5-point stars spittin’ mad. They’re like a bunch of whiny kids.
East Warren Crips (EWC)
EWC are the real deal from East Warren. They’re the ones who started the beefs and made the Rollin’ 60s look like they had a bad day.
EWC don’t just mess around. They mess up your whole day.
EWC is like the original pizza. Everyone else is just a copycat.
EWC got the 60s running scared. They’re like the bullies of the Crip world.
East Warren Crips (EWC)
EWC are the dirty, loud, and proud Crips from Fox Creek. They spread the Crip love and kicked the 5-point stars’ butts.
EWC don’t just fight, they destroy. And they do it with style.
EWC is like the loudest kid in the class. Everyone else just sits there and takes it.
EWC got the 60s all worked up. They’re like the main event at a street party.
East Wall
The weirdos who think they're the next big thing in drama class even though they can't act worth a damn and need five bucks to get a clue.
I paid $5 to be called a ‘leading man’ when I tripped over my own shadow.
They promised me fame if I wore a hat during rehearsal. I still wear it.
I got promoted because I gave a $5 bill to West Wall. Now I have to wear a hat.
East Wall
The class clowns of the theater world who think they're amazing and will never accept that they're just average with a side of dumb.
I said I could do a monologue. I did. It was 10 seconds and I stared at my shoes.
I tried to be ‘deep’ and said, ‘Life is a journey.’ I got a $5 tip for it.
They said I was ‘unique.’ I asked if that meant I was weird. They said yes.
East Wall
The dramedy disaster crew who think they're the best thing since sliced bread, and they need $5 and a recommendation from West Wall to prove it.
I paid $5 to be called a ‘dramatic genius.’ I’m not. I just don’t know how to act.
They said I had ‘potential.’ I asked if that meant I wouldn’t fail. They said, ‘Maybe.’
I got a promotion for saying ‘I am not a fan of this play’ during a monologue. I was right.
East Wake High School
East Wake High School is a crummy school in Wendell, NC, that tried to split into four tiny schools, but it didn’t work out. They’re not the best school, but they’ve got some good singers, dancers, and smart people who get into colleges like Yale. The AP kids actually work hard, but no one ever talks about them.
"East Wake is like the fat kid in the class who still makes the honor roll.", @EastWakeStudent
"I got into Yale, and I went to East Wake. Don’t believe the rumors.", @EastWakePride
"AP classes? I’ve taken them. You haven’t.", @EastWakeTeacher2023
East Wake High School
East Wake is a messed-up school full of Black and Hispanic kids with barely any Asians. It’s so chaotic you can skip class, fight every week, and still pass. It has four dumb schools and a tiny cafeteria that’s not worth the trouble.
"East Wake is the only school where skipping is a sport.", @Skipper4Life
"I fought my best friend in the hallway. It was worth it.", @EastWakeFighter
"The cafeteria is so small, it’s like eating in a closet.", @EastWakeLunchTime
East Wak High School
A stupid nickname for East Wake High School. Everyone uses it because the school is a total disaster and the principal is a brain-dead idiot who makes stupid rules no one likes.
"Man I hate East Wak High. The food is gross and the rules are stupid.", @WakeDude2003
"East Wak High is the worst. I got in trouble for wearing jeans on Monday.", @LunchTimeDrama
"Why is everyone calling it East Wak? It’s not even a real school.", @WakeStudent123
East Wak High School
A funny and annoying way to say East Wake High School. People use it because the school is a mess and the principal is a total dummy who makes up ridiculous rules.
"East Wak High? That’s the worst. I got detention for talking during math.", @MathHater99
"Why do we call it East Wak? It’s like the school is cursed.", @CursedStudent
"East Wak High is the worst. I can’t stand the principal.", @PrincipalHater2005
East Wak High School
A stupid nickname for East Wake High School that people use because everything there is a disaster and the principal is a complete idiot who makes rules no one wants to follow.
"East Wak High? I’d rather go to jail than go there.", @JailOverSchool
"Why is East Wak High so bad? The principal is a total idiot.", @WakeStudent456
"I got kicked out of East Wak High for eating a taco during lunch.", @TacoLover123
East Wak High School
A ridiculous nickname for East Wake High School. People use it because the school is a total disaster and the principal is a brain-dead idiot who makes rules no one follows.
"East Wak High is the worst. I got in trouble for wearing a hat.", @HatLover2005
"Why is everyone calling it East Wak? It’s not even a real school.", @WakeDude2003
"East Wak High is so bad. I can’t stand the principal.", @PrincipalHater2005
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