East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee is like a kid who got straight A’s and still got mad at the teacher. It’s been crushing Wenatchee for decades, and there’s no stopping it.
My brother got a C in math, and he moved to Wenatchee. I don’t know why.
I said ‘Wenatchee’ in class, and my teacher gave me a D.
East Wenatchee is so good, it made me fail algebra.