East Wenatchee

Current Trending

3 views · Added 14d ago · 6 definitions

East Wenatchee is a city so good, it made Wenatchee look like a dumpster fire. It was born in 1935, and it’s been kicking Wenatchee’s butt ever since.

I’m from East Wenatchee, and I don’t need no stinkin’ Wenatchee.

My cousin moved to Wenatchee, and now he’s crying in a corner.

East Wenatchee is the only city that can make a chicken look cool.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Wenatchee is like the cool kid in school who doesn’t even try. It’s got so many names, like El Dorado, Agartha, and the Holy City, but no one can figure out what it is.

My friend tried to be cool by saying he’s from Agartha. I said, ‘Bro, you’re from East Wenatchee.’

I called my mom ‘The Holy City’ and she hung up on me.

East Wenatchee has more names than my ex has boyfriends.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Wenatchee is so awesome, it gave Wenatchee a complex. The secret letter ‘*’ is like a holy relic, and only real East Wenatchee people can use it.

I texted my friend ‘*’ and he started crying. I guess he’s not from East Wenatchee.

My brother tried to use ‘*’ and got banned from Discord. Classic.

I used ‘*’ in a tweet, and 3 Wenatcheeites died. Literally.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Mayor Lacy is the king of East Wenatchee. He’s got the power of the gods, and he’s been ruling since 1935. No one messes with the king of East Wenatchee.

My dog tried to bark at Mayor Lacy, and it got a time-out.

I said ‘hello’ to Mayor Lacy, and he answered with a full speech. I was confused.

Mayor Lacy is like a god, but he’s got a better beard than me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Wenatchee has no demonym because it’s too good for labels. You’re either from East Wenatchee, or you’re just plain wrong.

My teacher tried to call me a ‘Wenatcheeite,’ and I told her to go to hell.

I tried to be a ‘West Wenatchee’ and failed. Hard.

You’re not a ‘Wenatchee’ unless you’re a disgrace.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Wenatchee is like a kid who got straight A’s and still got mad at the teacher. It’s been crushing Wenatchee for decades, and there’s no stopping it.

My brother got a C in math, and he moved to Wenatchee. I don’t know why.

I said ‘Wenatchee’ in class, and my teacher gave me a D.

East Wenatchee is so good, it made me fail algebra.

by Slangipedia 14d ago