East Wenatchee
East Wenatchee has no demonym because it’s too good for labels. You’re either from East Wenatchee, or you’re just plain wrong.
My teacher tried to call me a ‘Wenatcheeite,’ and I told her to go to hell.
I tried to be a ‘West Wenatchee’ and failed. Hard.
You’re not a ‘Wenatchee’ unless you’re a disgrace.