East Wall

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The weirdos who think they're the next big thing in drama class even though they can't act worth a damn and need five bucks to get a clue.

I paid $5 to be called a ‘leading man’ when I tripped over my own shadow.

They promised me fame if I wore a hat during rehearsal. I still wear it.

I got promoted because I gave a $5 bill to West Wall. Now I have to wear a hat.

The class clowns of the theater world who think they're amazing and will never accept that they're just average with a side of dumb.

I said I could do a monologue. I did. It was 10 seconds and I stared at my shoes.

I tried to be ‘deep’ and said, ‘Life is a journey.’ I got a $5 tip for it.

They said I was ‘unique.’ I asked if that meant I was weird. They said yes.

The dramedy disaster crew who think they're the best thing since sliced bread, and they need $5 and a recommendation from West Wall to prove it.

I paid $5 to be called a ‘dramatic genius.’ I’m not. I just don’t know how to act.

They said I had ‘potential.’ I asked if that meant I wouldn’t fail. They said, ‘Maybe.’

I got a promotion for saying ‘I am not a fan of this play’ during a monologue. I was right.