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East Wak High School
A dumb name for East Wake High School that people use because the school is a total mess and the principal is a brain-dead idiot who makes rules that no one likes.
"East Wak High is the worst. I got detention for talking during math.", @MathHater99
"East Wak High? That’s the worst. I can’t stand the principal.", @PrincipalHater2005
"Why do we call it East Wak? It’s not even a real school.", @WakeStudent123
East Wak High School
A stupid nickname for East Wake High School that people use because everything there is a disaster and the principal is a brain-dead idiot who makes rules no one wants to follow.
"East Wak High is so bad. I’d rather go to jail than go there.", @JailOverSchool
"Why is East Wak High so bad? The principal is a total idiot.", @WakeStudent456
"I got kicked out of East Wak High for eating a taco during lunch.", @TacoLover123
East Village special
A cheap drunken combo that hits you like a sack of bricks. You get a beer and a shot for about $5. It's like getting a free punch in the gut just to get you drunker.
I drank a PBR and a shot of whiskey for $5. My wallet is happy, my brain is sad.
Labatt and Jack Daniels for $6? I'm paying for my hangover with my dignity.
The bar guy gave me a shot of something I can't name. I'm gonna need a new liver.
East Village special
A magical drink deal that makes your wallet laugh and your head cry. You get a beer and a shot for less than a good night’s sleep. Some places even let you pick what you want.
I got a shot of whiskey and a beer for $5. My head feels like it's been in a blender.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can't remember why I picked them.
I paid $6 for a Labatt and a shot. I'm gonna remember this for the next 48 hours.
East Village special
A dirty drink combo that’s like getting hit with a bag of trash. You pay $5 for a beer and a shot. Some bars even let you choose your poison. You get wasted for less than a pizza.
I got a beer and a shot for $5. My stomach is now a trash can.
I picked my poison and my beer. Now I'm paying with my life.
I paid $6 for a drink combo. Now I'm paying for my mistakes.
East Village special
A bar deal so good it should be illegal. You get a beer and a shot for like $5. Some places let you choose what you want. It’s like getting a free ticket to hell.
I got a beer and a shot for $5. Now I'm in hell and I'm paying for it.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can't remember why I picked them.
That bar deal was worth $5. My body is now worth nothing.
East Village special
A drink combo that’s like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punch in the face. You get a beer and a shot for $5. Some places let you pick your poison. It’s the cheapest way to get wasted.
I drank a beer and a shot for $5. My head is now a brick wall.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can’t remember why I did it.
That Labatt and Jack Daniels combo for $6? I’m paying with my dignity.
East Village special
A bar deal that’s like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punch in the face. You get a beer and a shot for as low as $5. Some places let you choose your poison. It’s like paying for your own drunk funeral.
I paid $5 for a beer and a shot. Now I’m paying for my drunk funeral.
I picked my beer and my shot. Now I can’t remember why I picked them.
That Labatt and Jack Daniels combo was worth $6. My brain is now worth nothing.
East Village Fudge Cake
A fake sex thing where one person is on their back, sucking the balls of the other while jacking off, and then the other one shits right on their face.
My cousin said he did it at a bar and got shat on by a guy wearing a sock hat.
My mom tried it and said it felt like a raccoon peed on her.
At the park, a guy did it and got shat on by a kid who said he was a vampire.
East Village Fudge Cake
A made-up way of doing it where someone eats the nuts of another while jerking off, and the other one poops on their face like it's a punishment.
My friend said he did it and got shat on by a guy who smelled like old cheese.
My brother did it in the bathroom and got shat on by a guy with a beard.
At the mall, a guy did it and got shat on by a girl who said she was a witch.
East Village Fudge Cake
A fake thing people say they do where one person is on their back, taking the nuts of the other in their mouth and jacking off, and then the other one poops on their face like it's a joke.
My neighbor said he did it and got shat on by a guy who wore sunglasses inside.
My uncle tried it and got shat on by a guy who said he was a superhero.
At the movie theater, a guy did it and got shat on by a guy who was eating popcorn.
East Vancouver
A giant pile of trash where everyone else’s problems go to die
I live in East Vancouver and it’s like being stuck in a dumpster fire.
My cousin moved there and now he’s a lost cause.
That place is so bad, even the rats are tired of it.
East Vancouver
A neighborhood that loves you like family, even when you’re high, broke, or both
East Vancouver is the only place that will take me when I’m out of my mind.
My mom’s from there and she still talks about the community like it’s magic.
Even the homeless have better vibes than most people there.
East Van Nation
East Van Nation is a bunch of First Nations folks who live in East Vancouver. They all hang out in the same rough neighborhoods and call each other family, even if they come from different tribes.
"I don’t know where I’m from, but I know I’m East Van."
“You’re not a real person unless you fist-pump me.”
“I got my kid in East Van, so I’m stuck here for life.”
East Van Nation
East Van Nation is a group of First Nations people who live in East Vancouver. They all got the same dirt on their shoes and the same attitude.
“I’m not from anywhere else. I was born in East Van, and I’m gonna die here.”
“You ain’t East Van unless you’ve been kicked outta a house twice.”
“My cousin’s in jail, my brother’s at the bar, and I’m out here fighting for my spot.”
East Van Nation
East Van Nation is like a big Native American family living in East Vancouver. They all grew up together and stick together no matter what.
“I don’t care if you’re from the other side of the city. You’re East Van now.”
“We party like it’s the end of the world, and we don’t even care if we get arrested.”
“I got my kid in East Van, so I’m stuck here for life.”
East Van Nation
East Van Nation is a mix of Native people living in East Vancouver. They all grew up in the same rough neighborhoods and still stick together like glue.
“You can move to the other side of the city, but you’ll always be East Van.”
“I don’t need a tribe. I got my East Van Nation.”
“You punch me in the face, I’ll punch you back. That’s East Van.”
East Van Nation
East Van Nation is a group of Native folks who live in East Vancouver. They’re like a family, even if they come from different tribes.
“I don’t know who my parents are, but I know I’m East Van.”
“We all got the same dirt on our shoes and the same bad habits.”
“If you’re not drinking with me at 3 a. m., you ain’t East Van.”
East Van Couch
A smelly old couch in East Van that’s been through hell and back and still lets you crash after a night of screaming into a bottle of cheap wine
I tried to sleep on that couch last night. It had more hair than my uncle’s leg.
That couch is like a second home for my hangovers.
I once saw a rat try to steal my chips off that couch. It lost.
East Van Couch
The dirtiest couch in East Van that’s been used as a bed, a toilet, and a place to cry after getting dumped by your ex
That couch is so dirty, I think it’s got a life of its own.
I tried to eat chips on that couch. It tasted like regret.
My ex cried on that couch. Now it smells like broken hearts and expired chips.
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