East Village Fudge Cake
A fake thing people say they do where one person is on their back, taking the nuts of the other in their mouth and jacking off, and then the other one poops on their face like it's a joke.
My neighbor said he did it and got shat on by a guy who wore sunglasses inside.
My uncle tried it and got shat on by a guy who said he was a superhero.
At the movie theater, a guy did it and got shat on by a guy who was eating popcorn.