East Village Fudge Cake

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A fake sex thing where one person is on their back, sucking the balls of the other while jacking off, and then the other one shits right on their face.
My cousin said he did it at a bar and got shat on by a guy wearing a sock hat.
My mom tried it and said it felt like a raccoon peed on her.
At the park, a guy did it and got shat on by a kid who said he was a vampire.
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A made-up way of doing it where someone eats the nuts of another while jerking off, and the other one poops on their face like it's a punishment.
My friend said he did it and got shat on by a guy who smelled like old cheese.
My brother did it in the bathroom and got shat on by a guy with a beard.
At the mall, a guy did it and got shat on by a girl who said she was a witch.
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A fake thing people say they do where one person is on their back, taking the nuts of the other in their mouth and jacking off, and then the other one poops on their face like it's a joke.
My neighbor said he did it and got shat on by a guy who wore sunglasses inside.
My uncle tried it and got shat on by a guy who said he was a superhero.
At the movie theater, a guy did it and got shat on by a guy who was eating popcorn.
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