East Village special
A bar deal that’s like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punch in the face. You get a beer and a shot for as low as $5. Some places let you choose your poison. It’s like paying for your own drunk funeral.
I paid $5 for a beer and a shot. Now I’m paying for my drunk funeral.
I picked my beer and my shot. Now I can’t remember why I picked them.
That Labatt and Jack Daniels combo was worth $6. My brain is now worth nothing.