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A cheap drunken combo that hits you like a sack of bricks. You get a beer and a shot for about $5. It's like getting a free punch in the gut just to get you drunker.
I drank a PBR and a shot of whiskey for $5. My wallet is happy, my brain is sad.
Labatt and Jack Daniels for $6? I'm paying for my hangover with my dignity.
The bar guy gave me a shot of something I can't name. I'm gonna need a new liver.
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A magical drink deal that makes your wallet laugh and your head cry. You get a beer and a shot for less than a good night’s sleep. Some places even let you pick what you want.
I got a shot of whiskey and a beer for $5. My head feels like it's been in a blender.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can't remember why I picked them.
I paid $6 for a Labatt and a shot. I'm gonna remember this for the next 48 hours.
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A dirty drink combo that’s like getting hit with a bag of trash. You pay $5 for a beer and a shot. Some bars even let you choose your poison. You get wasted for less than a pizza.
I got a beer and a shot for $5. My stomach is now a trash can.
I picked my poison and my beer. Now I'm paying with my life.
I paid $6 for a drink combo. Now I'm paying for my mistakes.
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A bar deal so good it should be illegal. You get a beer and a shot for like $5. Some places let you choose what you want. It’s like getting a free ticket to hell.
I got a beer and a shot for $5. Now I'm in hell and I'm paying for it.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can't remember why I picked them.
That bar deal was worth $5. My body is now worth nothing.
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A drink combo that’s like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punch in the face. You get a beer and a shot for $5. Some places let you pick your poison. It’s the cheapest way to get wasted.
I drank a beer and a shot for $5. My head is now a brick wall.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can’t remember why I did it.
That Labatt and Jack Daniels combo for $6? I’m paying with my dignity.
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A bar deal that’s like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punch in the face. You get a beer and a shot for as low as $5. Some places let you choose your poison. It’s like paying for your own drunk funeral.
I paid $5 for a beer and a shot. Now I’m paying for my drunk funeral.
I picked my beer and my shot. Now I can’t remember why I picked them.
That Labatt and Jack Daniels combo was worth $6. My brain is now worth nothing.
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