East Village special
A bar deal so good it should be illegal. You get a beer and a shot for like $5. Some places let you choose what you want. It’s like getting a free ticket to hell.
I got a beer and a shot for $5. Now I'm in hell and I'm paying for it.
I picked my shot and my beer. Now I can't remember why I picked them.
That bar deal was worth $5. My body is now worth nothing.