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Eastborough
Eastborough is a pitiful city with 1,500 people who live on the East Side of Wichita. It’s not a neighborhood, it’s a place with its own cops who think they’re superheroes. They patrol every 30 minutes like they’re on a mission. The only crime here is people trying to speed.
My mom got pulled over for going 25 mph. She said, 'That’s not even fast!' The cop said, 'That’s a crime in Eastborough.'
I tried to go 21 mph and got a ticket. My dog got a ticket too because he was in the car.
My friend got fined $100 for speeding in Eastborough. He said, 'I’m not paying that. I’m moving to the West Side.'
Eastborough
Eastborough is a run-down city with 1,500 people living on the East Side of Wichita. It’s not a neighborhood, it’s its own little kingdom with cops who think they’re gods. They patrol every 30 minutes like they’re doing a dance. The only crime here is people trying to speed.
I got a ticket for going 22 mph. My cop said, 'That’s not just bad driving, that’s a crime!'
My dog got a ticket for going 20 mph. I said, 'He’s just trying to live his best life.'
My cousin got 3 tickets in one day. He said, 'I’m getting out of Eastborough, I’m going to the moon.'
Eastasia
Eastasia is a giant chunk of the world that’s basically a giant middle finger from the future. It includes China, Mongolia, India, some parts of the Middle East, and all the random islands in the Pacific that no one else wanted.
"I’m from Eastasia," he said, like it was a superpower and not a geography class nightmare.
She moved to Eastasia because she thought it was just a fancy part of Asia, not the entire Pacific.
My brother got drafted into Eastasia’s army. He didn’t know he was fighting a war on three different continents.
Eastasia
Eastasia is one of the three big-ass governments from 1984. It’s like a group of countries that all hate each other but pretend they’re not. They fight over land, but no one knows why.
"Why are we fighting Eastasia?" I asked. "Because they said we were too weak," my teacher said, and I believed her.
My dog thinks Eastasia is a new toy. He barks at the map every time I mention it.
Eastasia’s war is so fake, my mom thinks it’s a game show.
Eastasia
Eastasia is a country so big it might as well be a continent. It has all the countries that no one else wanted, and it’s the only one that doesn’t know what its flag looks like.
My cousin got sent to Eastasia. He came back with more stories than a movie script.
Eastasia’s flag is so secret, even the people there don’t know what it is.
My teacher said Eastasia’s flag is just a guess. And I believe her.
Eastanollee
A tiny Georgia town so backwoods it thinks GPS is a curse from the devil.
I got lost in Eastanollee so bad I thought I was in a horror movie.
My cousin got stuck in Eastanollee for three days and still doesn't know how.
Eastanollee is the only place where the cows talk back to you.
Eastanollee
A town so small it doesn't even have a real name, just a bunch of dirt and bad decisions.
Eastanollee is like a bad pun you can't escape.
I tried to leave Eastanollee but got stuck in a ditch.
Eastanollee is where your life goes to die.
Eastanollee
A Georgia town so backwards it still thinks the moon is made of cheese and laziness.
I visited Eastanollee and my brain started to rot.
Eastanollee is where the slowest people live and the fastest ones get stuck.
Eastanollee is the only place where the sun lazily rises.
Easta's syndrome
A crazy disease where someone flashes a duck face while they’re all sunburned and smug about it
I took a selfie with my face like a duck and my skin looked like a lobster. #Easta’sSyndrome
My face is on fire and I’m still smiling like I own the beach. #Easta’sSyndrome
I looked like a fried egg and I took a duck face. #Easta’sSyndrome
Easta's syndrome
When someone takes a stupid photo of themselves with a silly face while their skin is melting from the sun
I took a photo of my face and my skin looked like it was cooked. #Easta’sSyndrome
I took a duck face and my face looked like a tomato. #Easta’sSyndrome
I looked like a lobster and I still took a stupid photo. #Easta’sSyndrome
Easta's syndrome
A weird condition where someone shows off their ugly sunburned face with a silly grin
My face looked like a burnt pancake and I grinned like a fool. #Easta’sSyndrome
I took a selfie and my face looked like a lobster. #Easta’sSyndrome
I looked like a tomato and I took a duck face. #Easta’sSyndrome
East_vr
East_vr is a kid who rips up the tag game like a dirty sock in a laundry pile.
He tagged my wall so hard it looked like it had a heart attack.
He tagged the bus stop and now everyone there has a permanent case of the giggles.
He tagged my mom’s car and now she thinks her car is cursed.
East_vr
East_vr is like the punchline of a joke that never ends and always hits you in the face.
He tagged the principal’s office and now he’s in trouble for life.
He tagged the school hallway and now it looks like a war zone.
He tagged the gym and now everyone’s doing sit-ups just to get out of his way.
East_vr
East_vr is the kind of player who makes the tag game look like a math test he failed.
He tagged the lunch table and now everyone eats in silence.
He tagged the library and now the librarian is giving him a death glare.
He tagged my dog and now my dog won’t stop barking at me.
East_boy_sofia
A creepy Instagram guy who acts like he's got a heart, but he's actually just sad and weird. He posts bad love quotes and everyone knows his dad’s a ghost.
'I love you to the moon and back... and also my mom's old pizza.'
'My heart is broken, but I still like boys... mostly boys who don't laugh at me.'
'I’m not gay, I’m just confused and tired of being mocked.'
East_boy_sofia
A guy who posts cringey quotes on Instagram and claims he's gay, but no one believes him because he's too sad and weird.
'Love is like a pizza... but only if you’re sad and confused.'
'I’m not gay, I’m just tired of being stolen from.'
'My dad’s a ghost, my heart’s broken, and my quotes are terrible.'
East_boy_sofia
A guy who posts bad love quotes online, acts like he’s heartbroken, and everyone knows he’s just sad and weird. He also claims to be gay, but no one buys it.
'Love is like a ghost... and I’m stuck with it.'
'I’m not gay, I’m just sad and tired of being mocked.'
'My quotes are bad, my dad’s a ghost, and I’m just weird.'
EastWestpaw
Being able to use both hands like a champ, or being a total waste of space if you can’t.
I can write with my left hand, but my right hand just throws up glitter and insults me.
My mom says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just jealous I can throw a punch with my left hand.
I can eat with both hands, but I still drop my fries every time.
EastWestpaw
When you’re so good with both hands, you’re basically a two-headed monster with a mouth full of trash talk.
I can text with my left hand and cuss with my right. I’m basically a twin.
My brother says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think he’s just mad I can beat him at video games with both hands.
I can hold a burger with one hand and flip someone off with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.
EastWestpaw
When you’re so good with both hands, you might as well have two brains and one mouth that just cusses nonstop.
I can draw with my right hand and cuss with my left. I’m like a two-headed cussing artist.
My teacher says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just scared I can write and cuss at the same time.
I can hold a pen with one hand and flip off my brother with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.
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