Eastborough

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A tiny city with only 1,500 losers stuck on the East Side of Wichita Kansas. Everyone thinks it's just a neighborhood, but it's not. It has its own cops, and they're obsessed with making sure you don't go faster than 20 mph. Last year, all the crimes were people getting pulled over for speeding.

My cousin got a ticket for going 21 mph in Eastborough. That’s a felony there.

I tried to drive through Eastborough at 30 mph. Cops chased me like I stole their lunch money.

My friend got 5 tickets in one week because he thought 20 mph was a suggestion, not a rule.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastborough is a pitiful city with 1,500 people who live on the East Side of Wichita. It’s not a neighborhood, it’s a place with its own cops who think they’re superheroes. They patrol every 30 minutes like they’re on a mission. The only crime here is people trying to speed.

My mom got pulled over for going 25 mph. She said, 'That’s not even fast!' The cop said, 'That’s a crime in Eastborough.'

I tried to go 21 mph and got a ticket. My dog got a ticket too because he was in the car.

My friend got fined $100 for speeding in Eastborough. He said, 'I’m not paying that. I’m moving to the West Side.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastborough is a run-down city with 1,500 people living on the East Side of Wichita. It’s not a neighborhood, it’s its own little kingdom with cops who think they’re gods. They patrol every 30 minutes like they’re doing a dance. The only crime here is people trying to speed.

I got a ticket for going 22 mph. My cop said, 'That’s not just bad driving, that’s a crime!'

My dog got a ticket for going 20 mph. I said, 'He’s just trying to live his best life.'

My cousin got 3 tickets in one day. He said, 'I’m getting out of Eastborough, I’m going to the moon.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago