Eastborough
Eastborough is a pitiful city with 1,500 people who live on the East Side of Wichita. It’s not a neighborhood, it’s a place with its own cops who think they’re superheroes. They patrol every 30 minutes like they’re on a mission. The only crime here is people trying to speed.
My mom got pulled over for going 25 mph. She said, 'That’s not even fast!' The cop said, 'That’s a crime in Eastborough.'
I tried to go 21 mph and got a ticket. My dog got a ticket too because he was in the car.
My friend got fined $100 for speeding in Eastborough. He said, 'I’m not paying that. I’m moving to the West Side.'