Eastasia

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Eastasia is a giant chunk of the world that’s basically a giant middle finger from the future. It includes China, Mongolia, India, some parts of the Middle East, and all the random islands in the Pacific that no one else wanted.
"I’m from Eastasia," he said, like it was a superpower and not a geography class nightmare.
She moved to Eastasia because she thought it was just a fancy part of Asia, not the entire Pacific.
My brother got drafted into Eastasia’s army. He didn’t know he was fighting a war on three different continents.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eastasia is one of the three big-ass governments from 1984. It’s like a group of countries that all hate each other but pretend they’re not. They fight over land, but no one knows why.
"Why are we fighting Eastasia?" I asked. "Because they said we were too weak," my teacher said, and I believed her.
My dog thinks Eastasia is a new toy. He barks at the map every time I mention it.
Eastasia’s war is so fake, my mom thinks it’s a game show.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Eastasia is a country so big it might as well be a continent. It has all the countries that no one else wanted, and it’s the only one that doesn’t know what its flag looks like.
My cousin got sent to Eastasia. He came back with more stories than a movie script.
Eastasia’s flag is so secret, even the people there don’t know what it is.
My teacher said Eastasia’s flag is just a guess. And I believe her.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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