Eastasia
Eastasia is one of the three big-ass governments from 1984. It’s like a group of countries that all hate each other but pretend they’re not. They fight over land, but no one knows why.
"Why are we fighting Eastasia?" I asked. "Because they said we were too weak," my teacher said, and I believed her.
My dog thinks Eastasia is a new toy. He barks at the map every time I mention it.
Eastasia’s war is so fake, my mom thinks it’s a game show.