EastWestpaw - When you’re so good with both hands, you’re basically a two-

When you’re so good with both hands, you’re basically a two-headed monster with a mouth full of trash talk.

I can text with my left hand and cuss with my right. I’m basically a twin.

My brother says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think he’s just mad I can beat him at video games with both hands.

I can hold a burger with one hand and flip someone off with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.