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Eastbury teachers are like sad clowns they smoke blunts they make you stay after school for no reason and they have the mood swings of a toddler with a broken toy

A black girl who wears fake lashes, has her hair straightened, loves the spotlight, can’t go a day without snapping, hangs with her crew, and probably has a crush on a guy named Heyden.

A black girl who uses fake lashes, straightened hair, loves being noticed, is always snapping, hangs with her squad, and probably thinks Heyden is the bomb.

A black girl with fake lashes, straightened hair, always in the spotlight, can’t stop snapping, hangs with her crew, and probably has a thing for Heyden.

A backstabbing lover who thinks they’re in the center of the love circle, but really just a confused Jersey girl with a Philly heart who’s obsessed with Malibu and every other love square member, plus they’re a parrothead who thinks they’re cool.

A loser who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread, but they’re just trying to flirt with someone who’s way out of their league and has no idea what’s coming.

Eastbrook mandem are the worst kind of liars and perverts. They rob kids in the hall and drag girls into the bushes like they're on a mission from the devil. They all look like lumpy toads and wear the same ugly clothes stolen from Pak.

Eastbrook boys are the worst kind of cheaters and dirtbags. They rip off their friends for snacks and force girls to sit with them like they’re kings. They all look like they came from a swamp and wear stolen clothes like it’s a fashion statement.

Eastbrook mandem are the worst kind of thieves and manchildren. They steal from their own school and make girls sit with them like they’re the boss. They all look like they were dipped in mud and wear stolen clothes like it’s a hobby.

Eastbrook school is the worst school in Barking and Dagenham. It’s like a toilet full of farts. You might get sexually assaulted and no one will help you. There are three gangs at Eastbrook: the shotting crew, the staining crew, and the crime crew.

The girls at Eastbrook are total bullies and will tell you you’re a piece of trash. They love touching your bum and laugh at you when you get caught.

The boys at Eastbrook are total frauds and rapists. They steal your money, share your girls, and all wear the same dirty durags. They look like frogs and they all dress the same.

A giant town on the East Sussex coast where old people crowd the streets like they own the place. It’s so packed with retirees, you’d think God was doing a trial run for Heaven.

A seaside town that’s basically a retirement home for old people. It’s not the worst place on Earth, but it’s not exactly a party either.

A seaside town where the sun shines all the time, and old people think they’re the only ones who live there. They’re wrong. There are also druggies, pirates, and people who are completely bonkers.

A boring seaside town where middle-class people go to slowly die. It’s like a nursing home for people who still have their money.

A hilarious HBO show about a washed-up baseball loser who goes back to his crummy hometown and teaches P. E. to kids who probably hate him more than the principal. Danny McBrude plays the main guy, and Will Ferrell is a weird car salesman who talks like he's on a rant. It’s one of the funniest shows ever, and it’s way better than most people think.

This show is like the worst day of your life, but it’s on TV and it's funny as hell. A former baseball jock is stuck teaching kids who think he's the worst. Danny McBrude is the main guy, and Will Ferrell plays a car salesman who talks like he's been smoking a pack of cigarettes for 50 years.

A goddamn funny show about a baseball loser who moves back to his hometown and teaches P. E. to kids who probably hate him. Danny McBrude plays the main guy, and Will Ferrell is a car salesman who talks like he's been yelling at people for 20 years.

A tiny city with only 1,500 losers stuck on the East Side of Wichita Kansas. Everyone thinks it's just a neighborhood, but it's not. It has its own cops, and they're obsessed with making sure you don't go faster than 20 mph. Last year, all the crimes were people getting pulled over for speeding.