Eastburner

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A backstabbing lover who thinks they’re in the center of the love circle, but really just a confused Jersey girl with a Philly heart who’s obsessed with Malibu and every other love square member, plus they’re a parrothead who thinks they’re cool.
I’m in love with three people and I’m still the main one. Obviously.
I’m from New Jersey but I think Philly is better. I’m confused.
I love Malibu and I love the parrothead lifestyle. What’s the problem?
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A loser who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread, but they’re just trying to flirt with someone who’s way out of their league and has no idea what’s coming.
I’m the best at flirting. You’re just average. You’re not even my type.
I’m so good looking. You’re just plain.
I’m the best at love. You’re just a nobody.
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