EastWestpaw - When you’re so good with both hands, you might as well have

When you’re so good with both hands, you might as well have two brains and one mouth that just cusses nonstop.

I can draw with my right hand and cuss with my left. I’m like a two-headed cussing artist.

My teacher says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just scared I can write and cuss at the same time.

I can hold a pen with one hand and flip off my brother with the other. That’s EastWestpaw.