EastWestpaw - Being able to use both hands like a champ, or being a total

Being able to use both hands like a champ, or being a total waste of space if you can’t.

I can write with my left hand, but my right hand just throws up glitter and insults me.

My mom says I’m EastWestpaw, but I think she’s just jealous I can throw a punch with my left hand.

I can eat with both hands, but I still drop my fries every time.