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Eat n baby souls
When someone is so evil they could probably make a baby’s soul into a meatball
My cousin’s mom said she was going to make the baby’s soul into a meatball if it didn’t stop crying.
My brother said he would put the baby’s soul in a saucepan and cook it for dinner.
My friend’s uncle said he was going to eat the baby’s soul for lunch and called it 'soul spaghetti.'
Eat my testicular cancer
A super rude way to tell someone off that came from some dumb school in Vancouver. It’s like saying you wish their balls had a disease so bad it makes their whole body smell like old socks.
My cousin said that to my uncle after he spilled coffee on my mom's new dress.
My teacher said it to the kid who brought a chicken to class.
My dad said it to the guy who tried to steal my mom's phone.
Eat my testicular cancer
A stupid insult that people use when they’re mad. It’s like saying you hope their junk is so rotten it turns into a giant fungus that takes over their whole life.
My brother said it to my cousin after he ate my sandwich.
My friend said it to the kid who copied her homework.
My mom said it to the neighbor who yelled at her cat.
Eat my testicular cancer
A really gross way to tell someone off. It’s like saying you want their balls to explode and turn into something that smells worse than a dead rat in a trash can.
My dad said it to my uncle after he stole my video game.
My teacher said it to the kid who brought a fish to class.
My friend said it to the guy who took my lunch.
Eat my testicular cancer
A dumb insult that people say when they’re angry. It’s like saying you hope their junk is so bad it makes them look like a giant smelly blob.
My cousin said it to my brother after he broke my phone.
My mom said it to the neighbor who yelled at her dog.
My friend said it to the kid who drew on my desk.
Eat my testicular cancer
A super rude way to insult someone. It’s like saying you hope their balls are so烂 that they turn into a giant stink bomb that explodes in their face.
My dad said it to my uncle after he stole my candy.
My teacher said it to the kid who brought a rat to class.
My friend said it to the guy who took my chair.
Eat my testicular cancer
A really gross insult that people use to be mean. It’s like saying you hope their junk is so烂 it turns into a giant smelly monster that eats their whole life.
My cousin said it to my brother after he broke my video game.
My mom said it to the neighbor who yelled at her cat.
My friend said it to the kid who drew on my desk.
Eat my tears
When you tell someone to swallow your tears like they're a bad batch of chips and you're too angry to care if they choke.
My mom said, 'Eat my tears, you broke my favorite lamp!'
He texted, 'Eat my tears, I waited 3 hours for pizza and it was cold.'
She said, 'Eat my tears, I got a B on my math test and you laughed at me!'
Eat my tears
A mean way to tell someone you're so sad or mad you're ready to spit your feelings at them like a soda can that exploded.
My brother said, 'Eat my tears, you took my last cookie!'
She DM'd, 'Eat my tears, I got dumped and it was your fault!'
He yelled, 'Eat my tears, you ruined my game night!'
Eat my tears
When you tell someone to swallow your tears because you're so mad or sad you'd rather they choke on your feelings than deal with your drama.
She said, 'Eat my tears, you failed my history test and I'm mad!'
He texted, 'Eat my tears, you stole my lunch money again!'
My dad said, 'Eat my tears, you left your socks on the floor for the 10th time!'
Eat my tamales
A dirty way to say you're gonna get your butt or chest roasted by someone who thinks they're hot stuff.
My cousin said 'Eat my tamales' after I laughed at his failed dance move.
She told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I spilled coffee on her shirt.
He yelled 'Eat my tamales' when I called his hair a disaster.
Eat my tamales
When you're so mad at someone you wish they could swallow your whole body, especially if they're from Latin America.
She screamed 'Eat my tamales' when I broke her favorite mug.
He said 'Eat my tamales' after I told everyone his secret.
My brother used 'Eat my tamales' when I ate his pizza.
Eat my tamales
A loud, rude way to tell someone they're ugly and you hope they choke on your meaty love.
He said 'Eat my tamales' when I told his girlfriend he was a dork.
She yelled 'Eat my tamales' after I made fun of her bad hair.
My cousin told me to 'Eat my tamales' when I won the game.
Eat my tamales
A big mean insult used when you're tired of someone's bad attitude and you want them to feel like they're eating your private parts.
My mom said 'Eat my tamales' when I came home late.
He told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I messed up his project.
She screamed 'Eat my tamales' when I ate her cookies.
Eat my tamales
A funny, dirty way to tell someone they're going to get their face or chest smushed by your gross love.
He said 'Eat my tamales' when I made fun of his singing.
She told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I stole her phone.
My brother yelled 'Eat my tamales' when I beat him at video games.
Eat my tamales
A loud, profane way to say you're gonna make someone swallow your meaty love and they're gonna hate it.
She yelled 'Eat my tamales' when I told her secret.
He said 'Eat my tamales' when I messed up his presentation.
My sister told me to 'Eat my tamales' after I broke her phone.
Eat my skirt
It’s like I just handed you a plate full of my snatch and told you to chew it like it was a sandwich.
My ex said 'Eat my skirt' after I left him for his cousin.
She texted me 'Eat my skirt' after I ate her pizza.
He DM’d me 'Eat my skirt' because I called his mom a witch.
Eat my skirt
You’re basically shoving my crotch in your face and telling me to swallow it like it’s a meatball.
He yelled 'Eat my skirt' during our fight about the dishes.
She said 'Eat my skirt' when I stole her phone.
My brother texted me 'Eat my skirt' because I ate his homework.
Eat my skirt
It’s like I just walked into a hot dog and you’re the bun.
My crush said 'Eat my skirt' after I made fun of his hair.
She DM’d me 'Eat my skirt' because I ate her sandwich.
He texted me 'Eat my skirt' after I ate his lunch.
Eat my shit!
A super rude way of telling someone to kiss your butt, but even worse. You shout it when you're furious and you want to make that person feel like the biggest loser ever.
My mom said, 'Eat my shit!' after I spilled my cereal on the floor and ate it anyway.
My brother yelled, 'Eat my shit!' when I took his last cookie without asking.
My teacher screamed, 'Eat my shit!' when I drew a mustache on her face.
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