Eat n baby souls

That teacher gave me a detention for drawing a mustache on the principal's face. He called me a monster and said I should be eaten by a dragon.

My mom said I was the devil’s best friend because I ate my little brother’s lunch and then threw it at his head.

My cousin got kicked out of the mall because he tried to steal a baby’s pacifier and yelled 'I’m gonna eat you!' at the kid.

My neighbor screamed at the mailman so loud, the baby next door started crying and the dog ran away.

My brother got in trouble for making the baby at the park scream by making robot noises at it.

My friend’s uncle yelled at the baby in the grocery store so hard, the baby cried and the baby’s mom cried too.

My uncle stole a baby’s cookie and said he was going to eat the baby too if it cried again.

My friend’s dad took a baby’s toy and said he was going to eat it for breakfast.

My cousin’s teacher took a baby’s crayon and drew a mustache on the baby’s face and said it was a 'crayon baby.'

My brother made the baby at the park cry so hard, the baby’s mom gave him a snack and a cookie.

My friend’s dad made a baby cry for 10 minutes just to get a juice box.

My uncle made the baby in the restaurant cry so much, the baby’s dad gave him a pizza and a soda.

My cousin’s mom said she was going to make the baby’s soul into a meatball if it didn’t stop crying.

My brother said he would put the baby’s soul in a saucepan and cook it for dinner.

My friend’s uncle said he was going to eat the baby’s soul for lunch and called it 'soul spaghetti.'