Eat my tears

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When you tell someone to swallow your tears like they're a bad batch of chips and you're too angry to care if they choke.
My mom said, 'Eat my tears, you broke my favorite lamp!'
He texted, 'Eat my tears, I waited 3 hours for pizza and it was cold.'
She said, 'Eat my tears, I got a B on my math test and you laughed at me!'
2
A mean way to tell someone you're so sad or mad you're ready to spit your feelings at them like a soda can that exploded.
My brother said, 'Eat my tears, you took my last cookie!'
She DM'd, 'Eat my tears, I got dumped and it was your fault!'
He yelled, 'Eat my tears, you ruined my game night!'
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When you tell someone to swallow your tears because you're so mad or sad you'd rather they choke on your feelings than deal with your drama.
She said, 'Eat my tears, you failed my history test and I'm mad!'
He texted, 'Eat my tears, you stole my lunch money again!'
My dad said, 'Eat my tears, you left your socks on the floor for the 10th time!'
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